The Reality of Joining the NRA: A Closer Look at Membership Benefits and Implications

When individuals consider joining the National Rifle Association (NRA), they are often promised a suite of benefits ranging from tangible gifts to deep ideological support for their gun rights. However, the reality of becoming a member can sometimes fall short of these promises. This article explores the true nature of NRA membership, including its benefits and its often overlooked implications.

What Happens When You Join the NRA

Many people assume that joining the NRA will result in immediate and substantial benefits. Contrary to these expectations, the reality is quite different. Here are some of the outcomes you can expect:

1. Scam Risks

Some individuals are wary of the NRA and its fundraising methods, suspecting that they might be a scam organization that only exists to take people's money. In truth, joining the NRA primarily results in the receipt of promotional materials and frequent fundraising solicitations.

Upon joining, you might receive gifts like hats, stickers, or several magazines, along with a never-ending barrage of fundraising junk mail. If the NRA has your email address, you can expect to receive messages almost every two or three days.

2. Minimal Tangible Benefits

The tangible benefits of joining the NRA are quite limited. While you may receive a nice membership card and perhaps a baseball cap, these are often the only physical rewards. Perhaps the most significant perk is the selection of a couple of magazines they publish.

Other benefits include discounts and exclusive items from the NRA store, events, and training programs. This is a stark contrast to the expectations set by the NRA regarding bold and transformative actions in defense of gun rights.

3. Political and Ideological Consequences

Some members claim that joining the NRA will significantly improve various aspects of their life, such as making their food taste better or the air seem fresher. While these claims may seem far-fetched, the experience suggests that membership doesn't necessarily lead to such dramatic personal transformations.

One of the most significant implications of NRA membership is its stance on politics. The NRA is known for its staunch support of gun rights and opposition to federal gun control measures, which are often written by Republicans. This political stance may lead members to align with low-IQ, treasonous Republican politicians, particularly in red states where they often exert considerable influence.

Personal Observations from a Long-Term Member

I, myself, have been a lifetime member of the NRA for nearly 40 years. Over this period, I have observed several changes in members' behavior after they join the NRA:

1. Decreased Masculinity

There is a notable tendency among new members for their “testicles” to shrink to one-tenth their normal size. While this may seem like a humorous exaggeration, it points to a deeper issue of perceived vulnerability and the need to carry assault rifles to mundane places like the supermarket.

2. Lost Independence

Members become increasingly dependent on the NRA for direction and support in issues related to gun rights. This dependence may manifest in a loss of personal judgment and a shift towards supporting low-IQ, treasonous politicians who align with the NRA's agenda.

Contributions to the Second Amendment

In spite of these potential downsides, some might argue that NRA membership still has its merits. The NRA claims to educate Americans about the importance of the Second Amendment and to ensure that elected officials are informed about the values of gun owners. As a life member, I have personally witnessed the organization's efforts to inform and mobilize its base to defend constitutional rights.

By joining the NRA, members contribute to a broader effort to maintain and advocate for individual freedoms, including the right to bear arms. This involvement ensures that political pressure is applied in support of constitutional principles, even in the face of potential limitations or personal sacrifices.

Ultimately, the decision to join the NRA is a personal one. While it offers some tangible benefits and contributes to broader ideological alignments, it is crucial to be aware of both the advantages and the potential drawbacks of membership.