Introduction

Dealing with traffic tickets can be both frustrating and stressful. Many of us have used various excuses to avoid getting caught, but sometimes the most effective approaches are far from conventional. This article explores some humorous and creative excuses that have helped drivers get out of tickets through the decades. From alcohol-related scenarios to more lighthearted justifications, we'll dive into the world of clever tactics that might just save you some unnecessary trouble.

Was That a Good Idea?

"I got pulled over once for going 30 km/h over the speed limit."

At 25 years old, the author was out for a night of drinking, only to find themselves in an unfortunate situation when the officer asked for the reason behind their speeding. The response? "I had to pee really bad."

While it may seem like a desperate move, the officer allowed them to pass the breathalyzer test and let the incident go, all because of the urgency expressed. This incident unfolded about 40 years ago and teaches us that sometimes, a little bit of desperation can work in our favor.

Mishaps and Misdemeanors

"I stopped getting tickets when I started driving a Cadillac."

The author's experience with the Cadillac may come as a surprise to many. However, it's a common belief that larger, more luxurious vehicles might inspire a bit more caution from police officers. Police may be more inclined to issue warnings rather than tickets, perhaps due to the perception that these vehicles cost more to repair or lose value faster.

A More Naked Explanation

This was about 40 years ago, a female friend asked me to follow her home I had never been to her home so was following her she gets to a traffic signal that changed to red before I got to it. I stopped but there is no other traffic so I went through the light. Police pulls me over, license etc is presented officer asks 'whats my hurry?' “I responded that I am following someone, and don't know where I'm going.” “He asks, male or female?” “I say female," “he asks, ‘what's your hurry?’” “I respond, I want to get a piece of ass.”

To the author's surprise, the officer chuckled, handed back the license, and advised them to "slow down and get the hell out of here." The friend was waiting just a few blocks down the road. This humorous encounter highlights how absurd and unexpected situations can sometimes result in a milder response from the authorities.

The Art of the Excuse

It is crucial to have a clever excuse prepared before receiving a ticket. Here are some creative excuses that work wonders:

Speeding: There is something wrong with the accelerator; the steering column needs adjustment; or you're upset because something traumatic happened. Crossing Lines: The lines on the road are misaligned; the car needs to be serviced and is not running right. Upset State: You are upset about something traumatic; the car needs to be serviced and is not running right.

While these excuses may work, it's important to understand that citing every known excuse to get out of a ticket is not always effective. If you are caught, the officer has likely heard every justification before. Entertain the officer with a creative and unique story that has not been heard before. If it is a ticket, the best approach is often to pay the fine. Wasting time disputing it isn't usually worth the effort. If you have a notice to appear, your chances of getting out of the ticket are slim, so focus on winning the case.

Conclusion

Dealing with traffic tickets can be a mix of embarrassment and frustration. However, with a little bit of creativity, you can sometimes smooth things over with the authorities. Whether you're caught for speeding or running a red light, the key is to stay calm, think fast, and deliver a humorous and clever excuse that might help you get out of the situation without a ticket.