Confronting Workplace Food Thieves: A Strategy Guide

Introduction

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where someone keeps taking the last bite of your lunch from the office fridge? It's frustrating and can be quite problematic. In this article, we explore various strategies to handle this common workplace issue, highlighting specific examples and effective solutions.

Understanding the Problem

Our issue wasn’t rooted in greed or lack of manners; it was about someone with a remarkable sense of smell. A colleague, whom we affectionately named 'The Tapeworm,' would magically appear whenever sugary treats were present. This person would simply walk in, grab something, and leave without a word, often returning for more of the same indulgences.

Case Study - The Tapeworm

Scenario: The office had a table where sweets were placed, and 'The Tapeworm' took full advantage of it. After consulting our manager, we taped a note on the table: 'BY INVITATION ONLY - ASK FIRST!' Miraculously, it worked. When 'The Tapeworm' reached for the chocolate truffles, she read the note, turned red, and left.

Dealing with a Sugar-Thief

Another colleague faced a similar problem, but it involved a less savory substance. Scented sugar-free gummy bears that caused stomach issues were the culprit. The Amazon reviews were comical with detailed accounts of gastrointestinal disturbances. My colleague ordered these gummy bears and placed them in their desk drawer. A few days later, during an office meeting, one of their colleagues started turning green and making loud noises. He ran to the bathroom several times during the meeting and the rest of the day. After this, the gummy bears were gone, and the colleague stopped stealing them entirely. Only two others in the office knew the trick, and it remains a source of amusement.

Technical Know-How in Action

When I was in Tech School after basic training, a guy in the dorm would steal food from unlocked refrigerators. He once stole my food, and it fueled a creative and humorous response. One day, I left a bag of tostitoes, a jar of PACE medium salsa, and a jar of Dave's Insanity salsa on my fridge. I filled the salsa jar with Dave's Insanity salsa and placed it back in the refrigerator. When I returned, the thief had taken the tostitoes and the PACE salsa, but when he uncapped the Dave's Insanity salsa, his facial expression quickly changed. The blend was one of the hottest salsas available at the time, and even a single drop would make chili too spicy for most people.

He took a huge scoop of salsa, his face turned green, and he started sweating, tearing up, and crying. I thought we might have to intervene and take him to the hospital. After regaining composure, he respectfully told me to stay out of his refrigerator. This was the last time he tried to steal from me.

Conclusion

When dealing with food thieves in the workplace, it's essential to find a balance between addressing the issue and maintaining a good working relationship. From simple notes to creative tricks, there are various approaches you can use. Each situation may require a different strategy, but the key is to remain calm, smart, and polite.

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